Alarm bells literally started ringing this more when the Luxembourg alert System was tested.
At about 1030am this morning, mobile phones across the country started making extreme screaming sounds with flashy lights for no obvious reason, causing the recipients to shit themselves simultaneously.
Reports of phones being unable to turn off the alarm and others being totally freaked out and dropping one in their pants has led to a frantic supermarket dash for extra toilet paper, similar to pandemic times.
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