Annoying guy won’t stop touching friend’s arm during conversation 

Tempers rose today after a seemingly quiet and fun conversation turned into a strange touchfest. As two men were enjoying a cold beer in a local bar, a silent rage was building inside one of the friends as the other one would not stop touching his arm while talking.  “It was so annoying,” said the… Read More Annoying guy won’t stop touching friend’s arm during conversation 

People who push in through back doors of buses “eager to get started” on new challenge

A spokesperson for the association of people who push in through the back doors of buses before other passengers can get off stated this morning that it’s members are getting very excited about the new tram coming and are “eager to get started”. “Our members have been practising for months now and are highly confident… Read More People who push in through back doors of buses “eager to get started” on new challenge

Luxembourg Police reveal 2017 Halloween party costumes 

Luxembourg Police announced earlier this morning their new design for their annual Halloween party.  The chief of Police was said to be extremely happy with the new design and said that they may even decide to wear the costumes permanently in the future because he described them as “really comfy”.  The design, based on a… Read More Luxembourg Police reveal 2017 Halloween party costumes 

Luxembourg Police storm voting centres to block Hollerich vote for independence

Luxembourg police in riot gear smashed in the doors of polling stations and dragged protesters away by the hair, beating some with batons and firing rubber bullets at others on Sunday as they tried to shut down an illegal referendum on independence in Hollerich. Despite the police brutality against largely peaceful demonstrations, voting began in… Read More Luxembourg Police storm voting centres to block Hollerich vote for independence

Supermarket security guard thinks EVERYONE is a shoplifter

An exclusive interview with a Luxembourg security guard revealed that all supermarket security are under strict orders to suspect EVERYONE of shoplifting, regardless of age, gender or colour. “We believe that everyone is a potential thief here,” said the guard who comes from Thionville. “Even the old ladies with a member card from the shop… Read More Supermarket security guard thinks EVERYONE is a shoplifter