A woman from Bertrange was shocked this week to discover that the 20kg baggage allowance for her flight was in fact a limit and not a target.
Despite not needing half the clothes she packed for her holiday, she became agitated when her husband pointed out that she would probably do some shopping on holiday and would need more space available in her suitcase in order to bring the shopping back home.
After some despair and stress, she then suggested that she put some of her clothes in to her husbands suitcase in order to take everything that she thought she might need.
After the husbands initial refusal, an argument then occurred which resulted in him just giving up packing all together and had to just shut up while she finished packing.
“I just don’t understand,” she said. “I always make the baggage allowance a target as I thought the airlines wanted me to pack that much, so that the bag doesn’t collapse under all the other bags in the hold. It’s so confusing.”
The man was unavailable for comment.
Reports came in this morning that Luxembourg has officially joined the official list of global abandoned cities after almost the entire population went on holiday.
Shops and restaurants closed throughout the city and people were nowhere to be seen.
Despite worry from local business owners, local politicians reassured them that “they’ll be back soon.”
Shock and disbelief spread throughout the country this morning as the news arrived that the girl who is friends with a lot of people on Facebook and instagram has to be back at work on Monday morning.
As details leaked, it turns out that her life is not spent on a beach and in fact only spent a week on a bargain priced holiday.
There was nothing spiritual about her beach photos and certainly nothing as magic as the instagram filters would suggest.
By posting such pictures constantly online, she was kind of hoping for some kind of fame. The sad reality that there won’t be hoards of fans waiting for her at the airport when she lands seems to be becoming more real. Even after checking in to the airport to say she is travelling home.
There are currently 648 emails in her work inbox which need to be replied to before Wednesday.