Sports fashionista unsure whether to start playing football or tennis

A man from Strassen was today reported to be suffering from extreme confusion after two successful sports matches in one week for Luxembourg nationals. The man, believed to be suffering from a midlife crisis, can no longer decide what to invest hundreds of euros of sports equipment in. “I saw that Andy Schleck won the… Read More Sports fashionista unsure whether to start playing football or tennis

Schueberfouer announces new VIP bar exclusively for married cousins

Luxembourg’s famous Schueberfouer announced this morning that there will be a new bar set up within the event that will be open exclusively for married cousins.  The announcement came after market research revealed a big demand from people from the north of Luxembourg wanting a place to have fun with their relatives. A variety of… Read More Schueberfouer announces new VIP bar exclusively for married cousins

Parents planning to take screaming kids to over 18 drinking establishments this weekend 

Parents around the country are planning on taking their kids to bars this week in celebration of the hot weather.  The children will be forced to attend lunches and various activities in over 18s drinking establishments where adults will be trying to enjoy a cold beer in the sun. “I just let my kids scream… Read More Parents planning to take screaming kids to over 18 drinking establishments this weekend 

Luxembourg buses to be equipped with coffee machines for driver changeovers 

New luxuries are to be introduced later this year to make bus drivers feel more at home on the job. Coffee machines will be on board every city centre bus from September.  Placed just above the dashboard, next to the ticket machine, they will be ideally placed between the old driver and the replacement driver… Read More Luxembourg buses to be equipped with coffee machines for driver changeovers 

Train passengers stranded since 2 years near Bettembourg 

Concerns are rising about the health of over 70 train passengers currently stranded near Bettembourg for over 2 years. The train has been in the same spot after severe problems at Bettembourg station and it appears the train has been forgotten about completely.  Friends and relatives have been giving food supplies through the windows of… Read More Train passengers stranded since 2 years near Bettembourg 

Waitress determined to finish her conversation before serving next customer 

A city centre waitress was praised by colleagues today after trying exceptionally hard to finish her conversation before taking an order from a patiently waiting customer. The customer had been waiting for some time to be able to buy a coffee and a croissant, but had to wait extra long while the waitress finished talking… Read More Waitress determined to finish her conversation before serving next customer 

Weekend plans cancelled after man caught with 15,000 ecstasy pills at Findel Airport 

Party people cancelled all weekend plans at the last minute this afternoon, after a man carrying 15,000 ecstasy pills was caught while travelling through Findel Airport today. Bars and clubs are expecting a quiet weekend and are looking for ways to entice people into their establishments. A high number of free shots are expected to… Read More Weekend plans cancelled after man caught with 15,000 ecstasy pills at Findel Airport