Local woman convinced she is actually saving money during shop sales

Benelux News caught up with a local woman this week who is absolutely convinced she is saving money by buying more things in shops displaying the “soldes” or sales sign in the window.  The signs work as a kind of magnet for women while walking within 3 square kilometres of a shop, according to sources.… Read More Local woman convinced she is actually saving money during shop sales

Woman who claims “Life’s a Beach” has to be back in the office on Monday 

Shock and disbelief spread throughout the country this morning as the news arrived that the girl who is friends with a lot of people on Facebook and instagram has to be back at work on Monday morning.  As details leaked, it turns out that her life is not spent on a beach and in fact… Read More Woman who claims “Life’s a Beach” has to be back in the office on Monday 

New results show Luxembourg citizens to be the richest poor people in the world

Fresh results were published this morning showing that Luxembourg’s citizens are actually the richest poor people in the world. The study was researched heavily looking into different areas, such as housing, food, electric and water charges and the price of an Humpen. Shocking results showed that despite seemingly good salaries, it still wasn’t enough to… Read More New results show Luxembourg citizens to be the richest poor people in the world

Sports fashionista unsure whether to start playing football or tennis

A man from Strassen was today reported to be suffering from extreme confusion after two successful sports matches in one week for Luxembourg nationals. The man, believed to be suffering from a midlife crisis, can no longer decide what to invest hundreds of euros of sports equipment in. “I saw that Andy Schleck won the… Read More Sports fashionista unsure whether to start playing football or tennis

Schueberfouer announces new VIP bar exclusively for married cousins

Luxembourg’s famous Schueberfouer announced this morning that there will be a new bar set up within the event that will be open exclusively for married cousins.  The announcement came after market research revealed a big demand from people from the north of Luxembourg wanting a place to have fun with their relatives. A variety of… Read More Schueberfouer announces new VIP bar exclusively for married cousins

Parents planning to take screaming kids to over 18 drinking establishments this weekend 

Parents around the country are planning on taking their kids to bars this week in celebration of the hot weather.  The children will be forced to attend lunches and various activities in over 18s drinking establishments where adults will be trying to enjoy a cold beer in the sun. “I just let my kids scream… Read More Parents planning to take screaming kids to over 18 drinking establishments this weekend 

Luxembourg buses to be equipped with coffee machines for driver changeovers 

New luxuries are to be introduced later this year to make bus drivers feel more at home on the job. Coffee machines will be on board every city centre bus from September.  Placed just above the dashboard, next to the ticket machine, they will be ideally placed between the old driver and the replacement driver… Read More Luxembourg buses to be equipped with coffee machines for driver changeovers