French public ready to strike and have a riot, regardless of election result

A survey performed this week about the French public’s opinion about the final results of the national election have proved to be reasonably neutral. In the run down to the final voting session between Le Pen and Macron, it would seem that either way this turns, the French are ready to call in a national… Read More French public ready to strike and have a riot, regardless of election result

Entire bar waits 2 hours to be served as wanker orders 7 different gin & tonics

Crowd control security was called in to a city centre bar last weekend as people waited to be served. According to witnesses, a man ordered 7 different Gin & Tonics for his friends which made waiting times even worse than normal.  Each recipe required various bar staff to collect ingredients from different sections of the… Read More Entire bar waits 2 hours to be served as wanker orders 7 different gin & tonics

Doping scandal hits Duck Race as number of ducks test positive for performance enhancing drugs

Reports were released this morning as a number of ducks due to compete in the upcoming duck race in Luxembourg’s Petrusse, tested positive for ephedrine. Luxembourg’s famous duck race has been held on the final weekend of April for many years and has proved to be extremely popular.  But with the increase in popularity, comes… Read More Doping scandal hits Duck Race as number of ducks test positive for performance enhancing drugs

Hollerich reveals new Holler Dollar after officially applying for independence

The new currency set to launch soon after Hollerich receives it’s independence has been released. Each Holler Dollar will hold exactly the same value as a Euro and will be exchangeable in any business in Hollerich. Although primarily created for Beer tokens, it will be valuable for many other transactions including kebabs and lap dances.… Read More Hollerich reveals new Holler Dollar after officially applying for independence

Police search for MISSING TEENAGER who hasn’t posted on Facebook for FIFTEEN MINUTES 

Police from all over Luxembourg have been called in to assist with the search of a missing teenager from Esch after friends and family raised the alarm after noticing she hadn’t posted anything on Facebook for over fifteen minutes earlier this morning.  Over 30 officers are involved in the search for Chantelle Scheiss, and her… Read More Police search for MISSING TEENAGER who hasn’t posted on Facebook for FIFTEEN MINUTES