Eager fans of the famous Netflix series “Narcos” will be pleased to know that the new season is currently being filmed in Esch sur Alzette.
Local residents reported that the scenes being filmed were very realistic and almost gave the impression of being a city of crime, just like a real city.
After filming in various locations around the country, the new season is expected to be out after some ridiculously long period of time, like 2020 or something.
Luxembourg Police on Friday decided that they no longer can be bothered to seek out a possible international terrorist threat and instead pick on some local teenagers smoking a joint.
After some discussion between senior officers, it was decided that because nothing really terrorist related had happened, they would give some basic training to the Palace guards who could then “jump in to save the day if some shit went down”.
This in turn has freed up so much Police time, that teenagers seen to be smoking a joint are seen as as big a threat as a terrorist.
“Because of the use of cigarette lighters, we see this as a potentially explosive situation.” said a Police spokesman. “We cannot risk a joint attack.”
“We have trained the Palace guards to handle a terrorist attack so we can start bullying teenagers for their weed and lunch money.”
Reports were released this morning as a number of ducks due to compete in the upcoming duck race in Luxembourg’s Petrusse, tested positive for ephedrine.
Luxembourg’s famous duck race has been held on the final weekend of April for many years and has proved to be extremely popular.
But with the increase in popularity, comes added pressure to perform.
Up to 15 ducks are said to have tested positive and are likely to be disqualified as a result.
Local sports authorities are said to be investigating.
More info as it comes.
Shock and surprise erupted in Luxembourg this morning after “Cash” the dog revealed he was only in it for the money.
The dog was employed by local police to sniff out drugs coming in and out of Luxembourg. However, the famous find of 280,000 euros was all part of the plan to get rich off the back of drug dealers passing through the Grand Duchy.
Such corruption is very hard to pinpoint, but after not receiving a cent from his coworkers, he has decided to come clean.
A full investigation has been launched into police corruption.