Putin challenges Trump to vaccine vodka challenge

Upon the announcement of a potential vaccine for Covid-19, Russian president Vladimir Putin immediately challenged US president Donald Trump to a drinking game.

The vaccine vodka challenge involves each participant drinking one shot after the other until one of them passes out.

The last one standing, wins.

A response is yet to be received from the White House.

World’s biggest facepalm causes earthquake fears after Trump wins presidency

Emergency services were alerted this morning after the world’s biggest simultaneous facepalm triggered earthquake warnings reaching 7.2 on the richter magnitude scale.

Donald Trump’s elected presidency triggered the tremors so strong, even the financial markets collapsed.

Despite reassuring speeches and statements made from the new President and relevant authorities, world citizens are being told to be vigilant.