A spokesman for the Luxembourg Police force today announced that tough new measures in fighting crime are to be enforced, starting this week all over the country.
Officers walking the streets and responding to late night call outs will be armed with cushions, in order to gain respect from potential criminals posing a threat.
“The new cushions have been tested this week with fantastic results,” said the spokesman. “We managed to take control of a dangerous situation of some teenagers drinking beer at home and also protecting our officers from a baby cow.”
Not only can the new cushions be used as a necessary protection measure, they can also be very effective at assisting officers in the afternoons during siesta time.
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