A man from some weird village somewhere east of the city thinks that everyone really likes him, especially when he is riding his unnecessarily loud motor bike, it was revealed today.
The keen biker who only really rides the bike between home and his crap job has described how the motor bike makes him feel like he is “really cool” and that the general public are really “amazed” when he rides the loud bike home late at night.
“Everyone loves me. I’m absolutely sure of it. Especially when I unnecessarily rev the engine,” said the man. “It’s almost like I’m a real Hells Angel in my imagination.”
Expect the man to be riding loudly past your window some time soon.