A local man with no actual friends responded when asked about his weekend as doing “nothing much” for the 183rd consecutive Monday in a row this morning.
The man who works in a large city office highlighted watering his plants and watching a bit of TV as his highlights while sipping his hot morning coffee.
Notorious for having no friends, he said that he loves weekdays and is secretly dreading the coming weekend.
“I just don’t understand people who actually go out and live their lives properly on the weekend,” he said. “I hate even popping out the office for lunch.”
When asked about his coming weekend plans, he had no further comments.