A city centre office workaholic with no friends simply can’t understand why his colleagues are happy it’s Friday, it was revealed today.
The statement came as fellow colleagues were discussing weekend plans in the office during a coffee break.
“They were discussing what they are planning to do this weekend and someone suggested leaving a bit early,” the man said.
“It is beyond me how some people actually try to live their lives at the weekend. So immediately, I went through some old emails in desperate search of some work that could be done and keep them in the office longer, so it would distract me from my lonely, friendless weekend.”
At the time of publication, reports from colleagues suggested that some extra work had appeared out of nowhere and likely to keep them until at least 5 minutes after they are normally scheduled to leave the office.
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