Gaston Vogel breaks land speed record travelling to Schifflange bomb site

A new speed record was broken this morning after news of an unexploded bomb in the small town of Schifflange, Luxembourg. 

Public reports claim there was a loud “boom” sound, which did not come from the bomb, but from Mr Vogel racing to the scene.

The famous lawyer, who is known for the famous ongoing “Bommeleer” court case is thought to have raced to the scene to finally catch who is responsible. 

He was reluctant to speak with Benelux News reporters, but seemed more concerned about who put the bomb there instead of celebrating his new world record.