“More research needed” claim Luxembourg drinkers.

Following the results of previous years, Luxembourg’s drinkers claim that further essential research is required for investigating global beers and wines.

Due to a lack of memory last years results have been confirmed as “inconclusive” and thus requires further investigation and more essential funding is required.

“We need to be sure about the results,” claimed one investigator.

“There is no other choice.”

Luxembourg International Bazaar happens this weekend.


Hungover man can’t believe he forgot to visit the Cuba stand at International Bazaar 

As more news reports emerge about the death of Fidel Castro, the sudden realisation from a local man that he forgot to visit the Cuba stand at the International Bazaar this weekend kicked in.

The man suddenly realised on the bus to work this morning as he read the news reports on his phone. 

“I can’t believe it,” said the man. “I was looking forward to it for weeks before and one drink led to another and I just completely forgot.” 

Benelux News can confirm that he is already planning a route for next year’s bazaar and hopes he will stick to that plan.