Immobilière puts bird house on market for €90,000

Immobilières across the country are delighted to have a new range of bird houses released on to the market this week, after it was announced they could fetch up to almost 100k.

There will be two types available, from the luxury bird penthouses (90k) to the smaller green birdhouses designed for social bird housing for around 55k.

“At only €2,000 per cm2,” said Jean-Claude a local Immobilière, “we expect these to be sold in no time.”

“They can be built almost anywhere and totally inside of the nature, including options for quick access to forest walks. A jogger’s paradise.”

The new birdhouses are being marketed towards chirpy young couples with a taste for the great outdoors.