Immobilière puts bird house on market for €90,000

Immobilières across the country are delighted to have a new range of bird houses released on to the market this week, after it was announced they could fetch up to almost 100k.

There will be two types available, from the luxury bird penthouses (90k) to the smaller green birdhouses designed for social bird housing for around 55k.

“At only €2,000 per cm2,” said Jean-Claude a local Immobilière, “we expect these to be sold in no time.”

“They can be built almost anywhere and totally inside of the nature, including options for quick access to forest walks. A jogger’s paradise.”

The new birdhouses are being marketed towards chirpy young couples with a taste for the great outdoors.

Immobilier to open office in camping site

One of Luxembourg’s top immobilier companies is to open a new office in a campsite in the north of Luxembourg. 

After years of exploiting housing prices and pushing the prices up to record levels, new sights are being set to campsites.

“We’ve been milking the market for years,” said a spokeman. “We were running out of options for houses, so campsites seemed like the most obvious answer.”

“It’s a new emerging market, so there is plenty of room to jack up the prices,” he continued. “We are lookin at starting prices around 5,000 per metre squared, so getting 250k for some shit-heap caravan should be absolutely no problem.”