Immobilier to open office in camping site

One of Luxembourg’s top immobilier companies is to open a new office in a campsite in the north of Luxembourg. 

After years of exploiting housing prices and pushing the prices up to record levels, new sights are being set to campsites.

“We’ve been milking the market for years,” said a spokeman. “We were running out of options for houses, so campsites seemed like the most obvious answer.”

“It’s a new emerging market, so there is plenty of room to jack up the prices,” he continued. “We are lookin at starting prices around 5,000 per metre squared, so getting 250k for some shit-heap caravan should be absolutely no problem.” 

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