The latest edition of the popular board game Monopoly has had its latest Luxembourg Edition cancelled after the game making company revealed that there simply isn’t enough paper in the region to print for in game money.
The findings come after various environmental attempts to cut down on paper usage have conflicted with rising property prices in the grand duchy.
“Property prices are absolutely insane now and now even Monopoly cannot afford them.”a source said.
One of Luxembourg’s top immobilier companies is to open a new office in a campsite in the north of Luxembourg.
After years of exploiting housing prices and pushing the prices up to record levels, new sights are being set to campsites.
“We’ve been milking the market for years,” said a spokeman. “We were running out of options for houses, so campsites seemed like the most obvious answer.”
“It’s a new emerging market, so there is plenty of room to jack up the prices,” he continued. “We are lookin at starting prices around 5,000 per metre squared, so getting 250k for some shit-heap caravan should be absolutely no problem.”