The Office of public transport announced today that Luxembourg will be competing in the next Olympics.
Hosted in 2020, Luxembourg will fly several planes to the Olympics to compete for the gold medal for pushing in through the back doors of buses before other people can get off.
“There is strong support for this new event,” said a spokesman, “people all over the country have been practicing for a long time and we anticipate great results.”
“We are starting to see this craze spread on to trains and we will be looking into forming seperate teams for buses, trains and soon trams. It’s a very exciting time to travel.”
The government is urging locals to get as much practice as possible for a chance to compete, though we think there are many people here worthy of the gold medal.
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