England suffering final winter before post Brexit permanent summer

The UK braced itself for the last ever full winter before Brexit kicks in.

According to forecasts by Pro Brexit voters, after March 2019, the weather will be permanently sunny and hot and there won’t be anything to worry about after Brexit kicks in.

Record numbers of swimming pools have already been ordered ready for the permanent heat wave, as well as a massive increase in British people applying for jobs as highly paid ice-cream van drivers.

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