Teachers to be armed with access to turn off the wifi box

As harsh measures were brought in this week after Donald Trump said that teachers will be carrying guns following the mass school shooting in Florida, Luxembourg is taking no chances and will be providing all teachers nationwide with privileged access to all wifi boxes and internet connections.

The teachers will have the option to turn off the wifi at any time if they see any pupils becoming unruly or becoming distracted and posing a danger to the class.

“Concerns have been growing for some time about the general mental health of the young people,” said one teacher. “We stand a chance of losing an entire generation to Snapchat and stop dogs ears.”

Some people, mostly the younger generation, have considered the move one step too far.

Benelux News will keep up to date with all the progress as it becomes available.