New bar owner convinced that the general public are rich

A new bar opened in the city centre last week which is hoping to cause quite a stir.

The bar owner has so far spent the last 6 days convincing himself that the crowds of people are on their way from their homes to spend money on over priced drinks.

“I made my prices ridiculously high so that people would think it’s cool to be here,” the bar owner said. “Despite the fact that we are serving the same drinks as anywhere else, by charging stupidly high prices, people will hopefully think we are somewhere cool and different.” 

At €15 a Mojito and €4 a small beer, it could just be the wankiest place in town.

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