A new law was voted 98/2 today at the Chambre des Deputies making it official that any new bars opening in Luxembourg cannot be owned by a dickhead, it was announced today.
Strict laws will be brought in to force, making it compulsory for all new applications to be filed by “only cool people.”
The surprising vote came after a recent survey found that a growing number of bars are run by dickheads.
“Although most bar owners are pretty cool,” said a spokesman. “We want to filter out the number of self-centered dickheads that don’t have so many people visiting and increase the nicer people running bars and don’t have a problem with that fact that there are other businesses trying just as hard as them to have a nice life here.”
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