The UK braced itself for the last ever full winter before Brexit kicks in.
According to forecasts by Pro Brexit voters, after March 2019, the weather will be permanently sunny and hot and there won’t be anything to worry about after Brexit kicks in.
Record numbers of swimming pools have already been ordered ready for the permanent heat wave, as well as a massive increase in British people applying for jobs as highly paid ice-cream van drivers.
Authorities issued a warning to all Luxembourg residents this morning to stock up on additional beer during the winter season.
As reports came in of more snow being forecast, the government decided to act quickly.
Benelux News was first to receive the announcement and managed to get a quick interview.
“We could see possible dangers coming.” Said a spokesman. “We decided that we need to act quickly to prevent and panic. We have spoken with the necessary suppliers and can confirm that there will be extra supplies being brought in. We are not taking any chances.”
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